THEY SAID IT

The following exchange between an attorney and a witness actually took place in a courtroom.

*Attorney:* Officer, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?

*Witness: *Yes.

*Attorney:* Did the defendant say anything to you when she got out of her car?

*Witness: *Yes sir.

*Attorney:* What did she say to you?

*Witness: *She said, "What disco am I at?"